Quick quality of life test for the city you live in: “How different mobile French Fry Trucks do you have?”

If your answer is less than 2… think about moving to Washington, DC. We have two different options for getting french fries on the go, and more are coming soon I am sure. I know I promised to pick the best, but that is tough to do and I am lazy. Instead I will give you different scenarios and let you know which truck would be most appropriate.

First, a brief overview of the two different options. Fry Captain is an artisnal fry producer. You can have you choice of fancy salt, such as garlic salt, and sauces like truffled mayo. Something to truly differentiates them is that you can opt to have your fries, fried in duck fat!

Eat Wonky doesn’t bother with any of these pretenses, they get right to the point… and that point is Poutine, the best thing to come out of Canada, except for that robotic arm they have on the shuttle. Poutine is a serving of fries, covered in cheese curds and smothered in gravy. Cheese curds, for the uninitiated, is really young cheese that isn’t formed into a block. When it is fresh, it squeaks, and Wonky’s squeaks like no ones business. The fries they serve aren’t as sophisticated as Fry Captain’s, but are still crunchy and packed with lots of potato flavor.

So now that you know the players, lets get down to the ideal scenarios:

Snack prior to drinking copious amounts of alcohol: Fry Captian

Snack after drinking copious amounts of alcohol: Eat Wonky

Use of French Fries to impress a girl: Fry Captain

Use of French Fries to impress a Canadian girl: Eat Wonky

Most expensive food truck: Red Hook Lobster Truck

Funnest food truck because of the high mustache ratio: Fojol Bros